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agile (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's agile if the plan is constantly reviewed with every new information in mind and you can change what you are working in to better implement it.

If you do do Scrum, that's almost never the case.

[–] StenSaksTapir@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had the misfortune of working under SAFE – Scalee agile or something. It was waterfall wearing a festive and extremely expensive Agile mask.

I think more than 60 devs all working in the same codebase, a trading platform, and doing planning sprints individually, playing planning poker to estimate feature of features of features up to three months in the future. Most ridiculous thing I ever participated in and that says a lot.

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm not super fond of SAFE either

waterfall wearing a festive and extremely expensive Agile mask.

Is exactly the experience I had in my last two shops.