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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot "We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the ~~week~~ sprint"

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

”Our plan is to continuously make up new shit along the way and hope we eventually get something we can deliver”