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Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels." (lemmy.today)

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[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

What the fuck dude don't you know that putting gators in front of keyboards leads to low level VOC exposure which are definitely not good for gators and it's imperative I say this so all those people outh there that are thinking "gee I'd love to put a gator in front of a keyboard today" but thanks to this information will possibly think twice and I'm just saying if anyone wants to applaud and call me a hero it wouldn't be unwarranted.