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Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy... and he loves bagels." (lemmy.today)
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[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unrelated but interesting.

Might explain the shark attacks we tend to get here

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact, sharks kill between 3 and 8 people globally each year.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, that's not very fun

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 5 days ago

What if I told you...

it was the same shark every time? /joke