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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 69 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

"I fart 3D in yoga"

It's like Dolby Digital: 'it's all around you'

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

The audience is getting a whiff.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

I can hear this comment... thank God I cant smell it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Oh yeah, that's the stuff

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