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[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

God damn America, its in the Bible.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

Nah, you aren't reading it in context.

Supply-Side Jesus says that those kids should help themselves, or they shouldn't have been caught in the first place. After all, if they didn't do something illegal, then they would have had the opportunity to brush their teeth with toothpaste.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

You know they don't actually believe, but instead just use it to bully others into compliance.