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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dumb ass would transform into a bowling pin or something. Then the detective would say something like, “Hey WAIT A MINUTE. This is the same bowling pin from the Chicago job.”

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Then the detective's buddy looks at you and says:

"Ooh. Tough split."

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That’s a strike