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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doctor Zoidberg

I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember his advice was so "out there" that no sane person would take him seriously.

Other than that, I'll agree.

[–] WaxRhetorical@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A lot of us across the pond say the same thing for the current US administration...