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Chinese robot tries to dance like Michael Jackson (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 days ago by favoredponcho@lemmy.zip to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sees an asteroid hurtling toward earth

don't worry about that, the real problem is craters, which is caused by unicorns

Asteroid getting closer

Fucking unicorns creating disinfo about the cause of craters. Asteroids are indifferent and couldn't be responsible for catastrophe, therefore craters are caused by unicorns

Society becomes divided into two camps, an asteroid cult and people trying to stop the asteroid

the asteroid cult are a bunch of loons but the anti asteroid people are falling for unicorn propaganda, therefore are themselves morally equivalent to malicious unicorns

Asteroid hits earth, leaving a giant crater

Fucking anti asteroiders and their shitty craters.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just don't look up at the asteroid and you won't have to have to acknowledge it

[–] Juice@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Look at the asteroid" is what a tankie would say /s