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[โ€“] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True retirement experts aren't giving professional advice, they are fuckin chillin.

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I've been in the Retirement business for 40 years"

"Wow, you must suck at it"