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Assuming that nunber wasnt pulled completely from someones ass, it has gotta include assets. There is no way anyone my age has two years salary available in cash. Shit, I probably only have one salary year's worth of equity in my house. Cash on hand I have maybe a weeks salary, depending how close I am to payday.