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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My electric toothbrush doesn't have a network connection because it's a fucking toothbrush.

[–] ParanoidRV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine doesn't start with "electric" for the same reason.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes but, how do you communicate with it?

[–] ParanoidRV@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It just reads my lips.