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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush (lemmy.today)
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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Proving if nothing else, that you are an idiot for buying it.
Toothbrushes, washing machines, light bulb and refrigerator shouldn't to connected to the internet.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Judging by your comment you might not know about the possibility of a gift.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago

Still didn't have to create am account for a freakin' toothbrush

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Turns out there's a Home Assistant integration for those.

The more you know.

https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/oralb

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

All of these are a pain if these items are 'Smart' and blocked.
But definitely not a coffee machine.
If that goes wrong I will snap.