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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Right up until that Malort makes it past the gums. Or the writers get their hands on him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really need this as a bookmark

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found it just sitting on ground outside. Best day of my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Best day OUR lives, comrade.

You can take high quality photos of this for the rest of the fediverse and all, become our new God. I've been looking for a new Nicole/violet

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My phone is 12 years old, that picture is the best I can do. Also, godhood is not my bag, I struggle with taking a compliment, being a god would fucking wreck me.

I’ll try to get a better picture of it, though.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How does one get malort outside of the US?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Burn some rubber bands and used ~~adhesive bandages~~ condoms and mix them with some vodka and a little bit of potpourri.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

No one who consumes malort is happy.