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Gen Z soldiers' plastic surgeries strain Korea's military readiness (www.koreatimes.co.kr)
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[โ€“] racoon@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The enemy is going to find itself unable to shot down such a gorgeous army and will just surrender to their beauty