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Ah, went and checked my work laptop this morning. It’s actually set to:
!”git reset —hard HEAD && git clean -fdxgit itis the one that’s set to upstream.I also have
git some:add -p,git away:checkout -p,git out:!”git merge —abort 2> /dev/null || git rebase —abort 2> /dev/null #”And some complicated ones I’m not gonna type on my phone:
git on <foo>where foo is either “it”, in which case I use the appropriate main/master/develop branch and rebase on it; or foo is “up” in which case I do apull —rebaseand play a short audio clip of Get On Up; or foo is a nonexistent branch, in which case I massage the requested branch name to adhere to some conventions and then make a new branch and set the remote tracking branchgit with <foo>where the same “it” logic applies but it’s a merge; or foo is a commit SHA and it gets cherry-pickedgit upis just a pull but it plays a short audio clip of Get On Upgit rektat one point, but I think it just did the same asgit gudso I deleted it