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OK so I understand the Dutch have a reputation, but if you are making your ride wait on you because you aren't ready at the appointed time - nevermind the fact that your ride isn't charging you for gas (one hopes, since OP is going anyway and offered to pick him up, to do so would be just as rude as the coffee) - it would just be too unbelievably outrageous to bill them half a Euro. I have to conclude that this is ragebait.
Yeah, right? With current energy prices, price of decent coffee and so on, that coffee is at least 70 ct.
It is funny though (especially for me as a Dutchman)
You made me laugh, that cost me a couple of calories. I'm sending you a tikkie for 5 cents.
Bill him an equal amount for the ride.
I simply presumed the whole thing exchange was a joke.