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A quarter of Americans think that the assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was staged (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can tell from the, uh, fuck. People don't have pixels. I'll come in again.

I can tell from the hog drippings around the target. Way too many hog drippings for a real assassination attempt.