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You can save at least 40% by externalizing the CSS (programming.dev)

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Besides a selfclosing would make no sense.

My own eyeballs do it all the time. Checkmate, fish!

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well done, pigeon! You won! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scnr:

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like to poop on the rooks so that they look like bishops. Victory again! Coo

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

You did. I had to upvote your victory.