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[โ€“] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Its so funny when seeing the teachers tell the kids "hey, avoid sugar. Don't smoke" when a) teachers have a dedicated smoking area, and b) school provides free alcohol (2 drinks per person) at the end of every term.

[โ€“] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Haha, this is some European shit if I have ever heard it, They have a shift drink for the teachers, students too I heard in France and Spain but that was decades back.

Here in the US we are so fucking uptight and searching for an excuse to condemn undesirables that we do not allow for freedom is such. Despite it being written into our fucking constitution.