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Susie Wiles’ Demand Staffers Stop Leaking to Press is Leaked To Press (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] PostsFromWikipedia@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Susie Wiles

Chief of Staff to President of the United States

Susan L. Wiles is an American political consultant and lobbyist who has served as the 32nd White House chief of staff since January 2025. Wiles graduated from the University of Maryland, College Park, in 1978 Continued in Wikipedia

[–] brem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bluxie Blimis

Chief of Staff-Infection to Fartmonger of the United States

Bluxie M. Blimis is an American frowning-consultant and "let's ruin the planet" lobbyist who has as assed the 32nd White House chief of staff since January 32nd 2025. Blimis (also lovinglingly known as "buttkiss" or "blumpkin" orgraduated from the University of Hate, College Park, in 1978 Continued in Wikipedia