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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is she the last remaining woman in the trump admin? I could have sworn she's much too old for him.

[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Technically I think Gabbard and loeffler are left.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Technically, they are right-wing.. but after enough drinks they are "FOR SEMPIS" into anal.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

She was never a woman/temptation to him. Economically she's more like a man. A McMahon, if you will.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

She has a younger smaller person that rides on her shoulders. Kind of like "Master Blaster" but eventually disposed of deep within a lake in Michigan...

Everyone forgets Linda McMahon

[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

lol as much as I don’t like her or anyone else in this administration I do appreciate that she actually looks her age.