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Trump to deport hundreds of bison from Montana (www.thetimes.com)
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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look up how much corn gets used for ethanol.

Then look up how much of the soybean harvest is shipped overseas (before Trump ruined the markets)

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, now what do i do?

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're meant to apply your brain AND THINK.

God, even the dumb people from 30 years ago are smarter than the average person today.