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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Other people have already mentioned it but they literally raised him to be the ideal happy go lucky person.

Sure he figured it out, but there is no way he would become a sociopath with all the love and attention they gave him.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 8 points 6 days ago

I think they control the ecosystem so much he couldn't. They'd always have a cop or two on duty to stop him or keep him in line or probably just remove whatever demographic he's targeting

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes people just decide for evil.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

i mean

i was in two hit and runs today. two! at nonconsecutive intersections. while stopped. the bastards hit the same mirror. it still works, it's just missing the plastic fairing now because some jackass decided to split lanes and plow into my mirror. and then another jackass did. like what the hell. if you've ever gotten a sign from the universe to go back to bed.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Me too, I also sleept poorly.

I choose sleep.