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[โ€“] Deftworks@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who spilled the 55 gallon drum of sulfuric acid out front, and "forgot" to clean it up?

[โ€“] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suppose there was a big fire. Sulfuric acid would have eaten the steel reinforcement, leaving the asphalt alone, more or less.