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I was scrolling by, and being tired, I misread the text in the thumbnail image as 'Germans are not real' and thought this was a shitpost for a second.
But then I see the actual headline is even crazier because it's not a shitpost.
He never washed his hands. There is definitely shit in this post.
He never washed his hands. There is definitely shit in this post.
he washes it with hard liquor.
He never washed his hands. There is definitely shit in this post.
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
You know, I haven't been to Germany yet, so I can't confirm it exists, so it's possible the "Germans" I've met so far are actually all in on a big joke with their made-up language, accent, and precision engineering.
Now I will have to eliminate you, as you're too close to our secret. We've managed to avoid the uncovering of the Bielefeld conspiracy, so we will surely manage this little spillage.