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someDaysAreBetterThanOthers (lemmy.radio)

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[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oof Unity is just bad luck. Most other tech stocks have done well.

Most big tech will vest monthly/quarterly and you can setup an auto sell when your stock has vested. This is literally cash in your bank account every vesting period.

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I wish every company would adopt quarterly vesting. Yearly vesting schedules are obnoxious and can really screw people over.