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[–] M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sanctum Soundtrack in Satisfactory boombox while mindlessly crouch jumping through my factory. I could do that all day.

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I refuse to buy Satisfactory until Sanctum 3 comes out as my personal protest to how long it's been taking, maybe I'm just being too stubborn tho lol. But it's been 13 years...