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Someone in the 1930's must have wanted to paint the Maginot Line. That was a long-ass line of brutal concrete structures. Maybe a snake, maybe rainbows. Imagine that France had a colorfully gay Great Wall.
Pst, instead of painting it, how bout you close that Belgium sized hole?
Wasn't it the "impenetrable" forest that did them in?
It was more the incompetence and possible treason of Marshall Maurice Gamelin.
The Maginot Line was only intended to delay an attacking army. It wasn't going to stop them on its own. So, when it was attacked the army needed to gather its forces and counter-attack before the Maginot Line fell. When the Germans attacked, there was plenty of time to do that, but Gamelin waffled and decided not to counter-attack in case the attack was a feint.
It's hard to believe that Gamelin was that incompetent. So much so that some historians think that he was actually a Nazi sympethizer and intentionally caused the French collapse.
TIL! Thanks.
Nah we french people need that hole to buy good beers and cigarettes for cheap
(the maginot line actually did its job of forcing the germans to attack through belgium. the real failure was in maintaining their relationship with belgium and tehn the french command structure being rather feckless)
This is why I never found a pot of gold.