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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Christians think the Earth is 6,000 years old.

Those who accept the science, and the of the age of the universe, were tricked by Satan, who placed the dinosaur bones in the ground and fucking magic'd them, so when they're carbon dated, they seem ancient.

Also the Earth is flat, obviously.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Uh... modern young earth creationism is pretty much an American thing, and modern flat earth beliefs only became a thing in the mid-19th century. I know Lemmy likes to dunk on Christians, but this is historically illiterate.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Christians love the flat earth cult, because it's just like their own cult. Belief other facts

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

actually, time is not linear for God so we cannot assume how old the Earth is via using the six/seven days

go science and roman catholicism

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay - let's assume that that the timeline is fucked up.

That doesn't explain how god first created light... Then somehow made the sun and stars later.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"light" might be the big bang and the sun and stars came significantly after that

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If that's the case, then god didn't make the sun and stars, he just waited for them to form.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What if he was creating them during the time they formed?

God can use chain reactions to create and destroy

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Stop being retarded.