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Anon is stoned (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I genuinely don’t know how to resolve situations like that. Did you guys just repeat yourselves until he finally gave you $30, or something?

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, I didnt realize why he was so confused until we got back to the car, at which point we got a good laugh out of it.

The stoned customers were some of the chillest and usually tipped decently, so I didnt care to mess with them too much!