this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
356 points (99.4% liked)

Not The Onion

21510 readers
1050 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Maiq@piefed.social 77 points 2 weeks ago (26 children)

Seagal's wikipedia page reads like he's in the running for biggest shitbag actor award.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Seagal’s wikipedia page reads like he’s in the running for biggest shitbag actor award.

Emphasis added.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Hey man, he sometimes stands up in his latest movies.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They really are good at painting out wire work in movies these days.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I hope that's not the case. One example in this video someone posted the other day, he's doing a sex scene sat down and fully clothed. He's basically a marionette at this point.

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (22 replies)