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Incredibly enough, I've been working for seven years and I'm still capable of translating this somehow. I knew that following Lessons in Meme History would come handy. Anyway:
Self-explanatory, hopefully - OP is reading media with non-heterosexual content and no problematic associations...
...and the sleazy suckers that are into the progressive media for the wrong reasons, especially their desire to view media as a way to satisfy their misogynist, abusive tendencies...
...screw with OP's progressive group of media aficionados by behaving in a way not proper of an actual established fan, including their acting like an "involuntary celibate" (who believes he's owed love and sex, but is blocked by social circumstances outside of his control) and "heterosexual slop" (pointless fan content that tries to detract the queer fandom's established relationship head-canons a.k.a. shipping)...
...and this is where the sarcasm starts to show, as OP claims to start mentally turning into a trans-species baby...
...and asks OP's group of polyamorous lovers from the media-appreciation parts of TikTok to give some comfort...
...as OP's past trauma from having self-shipped (that is, considered oneself as being in a relationship with a specific fictional character) starts to rear its head again.
Thank you for your service. This stuff is difficult to read and even harder to actually understand