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What would you do with a second chance? (lemmy.world)
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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hitler killed himself. Go back and kill Churchill.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I thought Hitler killed his body double, and fucked off to south america...

... The internet's misbehaving for me today. Websearches are refusing to provide me with the image purported to be Hitler, as an old man, completely bald, no moustache, in Argentina. All websearches are giving me are the CIA mock-ups of what they thought Hitler could have disguised himself to look like, and the "Adolf Schrittelmayor, Tunga, Colombia, 1954" one. ... Oh and an implausible grainy one, claimed to be him, with his dark skinned wife. There's a better one, looks just like him, much later than 1954, much higher quality image too, that I had intended to post here... instead you get this lame story about how I failed to find it in a timely manner.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

He did, but it was after he'd already caused the death of millions.