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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 27 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The way I’m reading this is that I’m turned into a baby in this moment. Why is it everyone else is assuming time travel?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your option means to probably just die. Assuming it's a 0 second old baby, you're not going to be able to take care of yourself or move around to get help. You'll just lie there and starve. Traveling back to your birth means you're with your parents.

[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Probably be best friends with my kids and hang out with them all day long. So nothing really different.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think because of the idiomatic

What would you do with a second chance?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

because they make assumptions

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would be fucking stupid if you just got babified? You could hardly even move, and no one around to take care of you, adults don't take you seriously no matter what, you have to get a new ID, and start life from zero. The ONLY advantage is pristine health and a bit longer before you are old.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Right, which is why I thought it was a dumb question.