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The way I’m reading this is that I’m turned into a baby in this moment. Why is it everyone else is assuming time travel?
Your option means to probably just die. Assuming it's a 0 second old baby, you're not going to be able to take care of yourself or move around to get help. You'll just lie there and starve. Traveling back to your birth means you're with your parents.
Probably be best friends with my kids and hang out with them all day long. So nothing really different.
I think because of the idiomatic
because they make assumptions
Would be fucking stupid if you just got babified? You could hardly even move, and no one around to take care of you, adults don't take you seriously no matter what, you have to get a new ID, and start life from zero. The ONLY advantage is pristine health and a bit longer before you are old.
Right, which is why I thought it was a dumb question.