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What would you do with a second chance? (lemmy.world)
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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me: "Oh God! OH FUCK! I can't do all this again!"

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aside from doing it all over, can you imagine the horror of having all the skills, memory and mind of a fully mature person trapped in the body of a baby?

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can you imagine knowing that when you hit 35 you have a brain injury due to an A.V. malformation, almost die, wake up in hospital, become permanently disabled and have to learn to walk again?

...Yeah...

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Audio Video malformations must be awful.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's Adult Video malformation.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

From Google:

"A brain arteriovenous malformation (AVM) is a rare, abnormal tangle of blood vessels connecting arteries and veins, bypassing normal brain tissue. It typically forms before birth and can cause seizures, headaches, or neurological issues, though many are asymptomatic until they rupture, causing a dangerous brain hemorrhage."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

ONLY if you do things the exact same way again?

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

having all the skills, memory and mind of a fully mature person trapped in the body of a baby

Trapped?

I'd not be able to contain myself, and would speak, and ambulate, immediately... wowing people to such a spectacle... a talking dancing baby, who can espouse advanced philosophical notions, challenge people to reflect on their epistemology, and even warn of crooked ploys put upon the world. ... Oh dear... I did not want to become a religious icon.

I'm presuming the baby continues to grow up normally, and is not an eternal baby-body prison... and that "all the skills" includes psyche-motor skills. ... And best of both worlds, able to learn like a baby too, vividly retaining near everything, contrast to old-man brain (where decades of toxin accumulation and stress have impaired neurogenesis and learning capacity).

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd not be able to contain myself, and would speak, and ambulate, immediately

You might know how to speak with an adult's vocal chords, or to walk with an adult's body. I doubt you'd be able to do either with a tiny baby's body.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memory.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, and as an adult I have no idea how to walk around as a baby, speak with a baby's vocal chords, etc. The only body I'm used to using is my current adult body.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memory.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, and as an adult I have no idea how to walk around as a baby, speak with a baby's vocal chords, etc. The only body I'm used to using is my current adult body.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's Groundhog ~~Day~~ Life.