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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] CptHacke@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a dwarf. They can spit out axes and stairs and bridges without railings in the blink of an eye.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Railings are for pansies and elves, a stout dwarf has a low centre of gravity and is immune to falling!

[–] CptHacke@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

It looks like elves don't use railings, either. I imagine this was put into their DNA by Eru Iluvatar to maintain population control in Middle Earth.