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One of the many reasons I love turkey vultures.

• they have a featherless head so they can get wings deep into carcasses without getting overly messy #cleaneating
• they constantly piss all over themselves to cool off/deter insects #sustainabilitygoals
• in the event they’re attacked while eating, they’ll projectile vomit rancid flesh on their attacker as a deterrent, and to lighten their weight for a speedy escape #FAFO

I got married at a nature center and one of the educational birds, a vulture named Talulah, was everyone’s favorite “invited guest” at the reception (a screech owl named Tucker was also a favorite)