Had surgery a few days ago and last night woke up choking on some blood (expected, don't worry) but in my wake up choking panic I spat it and phlegm and ugh all over this beautiful lady who'd been sleeping next to me. I then washed her off which I think she hated most of all.
But, she is a forgiving lady and eventually came back to cuddle later on this afternoon.
I will do my best to keep my blood inside and off of her tonight.
Feel better soon!