this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's supposed to be a comma - "Enjoy 30 minutes of ad, free listening"

[–] Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

No, money down!

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

Comma's, it’s the difference between helping your friend, Jack, off a horse. Or helping him jack off a…….you get it :)