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Borger for scale (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My interpretation based on how my body handles McDonald's food. Let me know if this matches up with what they are going for?

  1. Diarrhea
  2. Diarrhea
  3. Bloody Diarrhea
  4. Diarrhea, Depression
  5. Diarrhea, Depression, and Vomiting