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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Criminals in our country are pretty lame.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Ours start wars with foreign countries in order to drive up the price of oil.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean like Pokemon Team Rocket, or like Home Alone?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago

Like Davros from Doctor Who