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Anon teaches you about their culture (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thank you! Nobody I've pointed this out to seems to understand what an abomination cold butter on raw bread, with sprinkles is, I thought I was the crazy one.

[–] zero_gravitas@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's a treasured tradition in Australia and New Zealand: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_bread

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

This is why you people were expelled to the furthest possible distance.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The first time I ever heard of this was in the game Dinkum. That was when I discovered Australians apparently say "hundreds and thousands" to refer to what we call sprinkles. I appreciate most of our little differences but that one puzzles me.