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Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system. (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] chaos@beehaw.org 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You say your house is clean, yet nothing's stopping me from dumping out this bucket of mud on your floor, curious!

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

Reading current discussion, it seems more like "You say that it's impossible to dirty your house, yet nothing's stopping anyone from dumping out this bucket of mud on your floor, curious!"