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Haskellers when someone boasts about Typescript's fake type system. (infosec.pub)

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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do programs written in Haskell not have side effects?

To have side effects someone would have to run the programs.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pandoc.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's like two projects that use Haskell. Doesn't change the fact that it's the language that most people know and will never write anything productive in it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eh, i'm not a math type but for them, Haskell is chef's kiss from what i've heard.