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The Art of Surrender (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 83 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

            
              Live in America
Have enough money to become immune to legal repercussions
Do whatever you want, knowing you'll never have to face any sort of real punishment for it

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Live in America

Regret it everyday

???

Die, I guess

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Die from a treatable but financially crippling disease that would have been covered by a public health system anywhere else.

Ftfy

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be born rich
Spend the rest of your life falling up stairs

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I always seem to skip step 1 on NG+. I just can't remember how to do it at that stage in the game

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lets hope there is a hell.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Sadly there is not