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Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet
(lemmy.fmhy.ml)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
I think OP is including death
really? is he counting soil wetness?
I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction
Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?
I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives
After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them
Ohh, I call dibs!
If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?
OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.
The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.