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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Time to wheel out an old classic:

Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

No, dexterity is removing the stem/core without crushing the tomato, or slicing it without smushing it

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest

Constitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 22 hours ago

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

In DnD it's not an ability score since they use dexterity to mean agility anyway.

Dexterity is about precision, usually with your hands. It should be about more fine motor skills your stuff.

Agility is technically just being about to change directions quickly, but I feel like it applies to gross motor skills, like dodging or acrobatics.

The flights over DND definitions are endless though.

For tomatoes... Agility is dodging. Dexterity is catching without smooshing it.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ngl i was thinking in the context of Fallout cause ive been playing way too much FNV XD

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Heck yeah. I like the special system!

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 1 points 21 hours ago

Agility is the quality of being breakable or becoming damaged under light stress or force in relation to the expected use for an object or system.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Dodging the ketchup

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Dammit now I want salsa but it's time for bed