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Time to wheel out an old classic:
Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa
Dexterity is dodging rotten tomatoes
Strength is punching a tomato so hard that it turns into ketchup.
No, dexterity is removing the stem/core without crushing the tomato, or slicing it without smushing it
Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest
Constitution is being able to digest a rotten tomato without getting sick or dying.
Ever watch Cool Hand Luke?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Then what's agility?
In DnD it's not an ability score since they use dexterity to mean agility anyway.
Dexterity is about precision, usually with your hands. It should be about more fine motor skills your stuff.
Agility is technically just being about to change directions quickly, but I feel like it applies to gross motor skills, like dodging or acrobatics.
The flights over DND definitions are endless though.
For tomatoes... Agility is dodging. Dexterity is catching without smooshing it.
Ngl i was thinking in the context of Fallout cause ive been playing way too much FNV XD
Heck yeah. I like the special system!
Agility is the quality of being breakable or becoming damaged under light stress or force in relation to the expected use for an object or system.
Dodging the ketchup
Dammit now I want salsa but it's time for bed