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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmmm. Maybe I can run for judge in Seattle as a novelty.

"VOTE FOR ME! I'LL MAKE THE JUDGEMENTS WEIRD!!!"

Like internet controlled testicle shockers for people who litter. That'd be a fun one! Vote for me!

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Where can I sign up for the internet controlled testicle shockers?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

xToys is an open source project.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 16 hours ago

You're going to need about 2 hours, an Arduino, a taser, and a Twitch account...