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Anon audits the police (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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>>477226568
Drunk cop stories brah

No. 477229176
>>477228380

I got one
>Be freshman in college
>first time smoking weed
>already trashed on whiskey
>twist hard
>wonder down to a frat house
>post up outside and pretend to be security >brothers let me and eventually leave
>asking people for IDs for about an hour
>whole time drinking hard liquor
>2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
>ask them for IDs
>"We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in."
>I say "riddle me this.." then proceed to puke on one of them.
>They stagger back in shock
>Ohfuck
>run my drunk ass back to my dorm
>Shave my head and beard
>see cops every day patrolling the campus
>never recognize me
I regret nothing

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[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

maybe the c*ps should of had a warrant?

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not really necessary when your house is filled to the brim with drunk freshmen.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

its required under the 4th ammendment

(i assume anon is american from context)

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not when you can literally see people committing crimes in front of you. For example, a drunk/high freshman kid playing bouncer at the door.

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